Wednesday, March 29, 2006

WOE__MEN

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands."

The angel said, "Only two hands!?
That's too much work for one day.
The Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman
"But you have made her so soft,Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

Dear BLogreader,
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, ITS THAT THEY SOMETIMES FORGET THEIR WORTH

10 comments:

NeiLDC said...

women, have the right hand to care and for affection, that noboy man like me can give it!

Wild Reeds said...

Cool!

icy_highs said...

despite being the cynic that i am i actually found that quite sweet. nicejob.now if only i cld get women to make use of their multi-purpose hands.

passerby55 said...

@neil

it requires strenght to admit ...."that noboy man like me can give it".

You rightly said...."women, have the right hand to care and for affection"........

thankyou very much!

passerby55 said...

@wild reeds

that's encouraging....supercool
thankyou very much

passerby55 said...

@icy_high..welcome!

women are hearing....
a-wak-ing!

thankyou very much.

Priya_Satarkar said...

WOW A VERY LOVELY ONE.... There are so many people who are always writing something bad or funny about women but this one was something different and a good one for a change...

passerby55 said...

@priya...welcome

ur comment makes a difference!

thankyou

saby said...

loved this profile of u
i hope its not copy righted
i just took it

passerby55 said...

@saby....

thankyou...

thanks for all your lovely three comments...makes me feel proud