three easy questions

THE DAY FINALLY ARRIVED. FORREST GUMP DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN. HE IS AT THE PEARLY GATES, MET BY ST PETER HIMSELF. HOWEVER, THE GATES ARE CLOSED AND FORREST APPROACHES THE GATEKEEPER. ST PETER SAYS,"WELL FORREST , IT IS CERTAINLY GOOD TO SEE YOU !

WE HAVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. I MUST TELL YOU THOUGH, THE PLACE IS FILLING UP FAST AND WE HAVE BEEN ADMINISTERING AN ENTRANCE EXAMINATION FOR EVERYONE

THE TEST IS SHORT, ONLY 3 QUESTIONS , BUT YOU HAVE TO PASS IT BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER HEAVEN.

FORREST RESPONDS"IT SHORE IS GOOD TO BE HERE ST. PETER SIR. NOBODY EVER TOLD TOLT ME BOUT NO ENTRANCE EXAM. SHORE DO HOPE THE TEST AINT TOO HARD;

LIFE WAS A BIG ENUFF TEST AS IT WAS.ST PETER GOES ON, "I KNOW FORREST, BUT THE TEST IS ONLY 3 QUESTIONS.

1) WHAT 2 DAYS OF THE WEEK BEGIN WITH THE LETTER T?

2 HOW MANY SECONDS ARE THERE IN A YEAR?

3)WHAT IS GOD'S FIRST NAME?"

HE did give amazing answers.

Dear Blogreader how would you answer them?

why parrots are evergreen.

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will teach your parrots.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots

The female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!!!

Can i confess?

A friend asked me the other day, would I like the idea of going to a confession box and confess.

Ofcourse, confessing is to tell aloud the wrongs you have done .

What is troubling me is if I can confess to the person who I did wrong. The whole act of standing and confessing, not asking for forgiveness. Plainly confessing.

Is it easy to squeeze oneself with ones own hands?... how many of us can do it ?...

i walk like you ...

Do DADs make a great parent?

Many of us, dedicate our lives to our mother.. I have seen many on stage thank their Mother, in the crowd or sometimes in the heaven, for their achievements.

A child(daughter/son) wants to talk, walk like his father. A Mother teaches us how to talk and walk ... She tries hard but the child always wants to immitate his /her father.

all that matters is a character.

Many of us know that there is a difference between what we see and hear.

How many realise that there is a difference between character and personality?

personality is the mask we all wear to either make us or others feel good about us, for some it is gaining importance, for some personal gains. Personality asserts me, and always around myself.

But then how do some lift above others, they think for others, they feel for others. They are always there for you at the cost of even me and myself. This is character.

Certain relations are based on personality and some on character. HOw many of us try to build relations and get connected, with a Character.

The man/Woman is then seen in a different light; the unique character shines forth, and we feel pleased or privileged to be in their company. IS this not true?

Not that all of us have forgotten, Character. But many have dumped it, lost it.

Friend ...

How often is it when you find a friend
Who doesn’t care where you’ve been
Or who you are or what you’ve done
Just believes you’re special, a someone.

Someone who takes you for who you are
And thinks of you as a shining star
It doesn’t matter how near or far
Only that you stay who you are.

It only takes one person like that to be
The treasure in your life, for you will see
That they are the one who will make you know
That you should be only what you can be.