Monday, February 27, 2006

three easy questions

THE DAY FINALLY ARRIVED. FORREST GUMP DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN. HE IS AT THE PEARLY GATES, MET BY ST PETER HIMSELF. HOWEVER, THE GATES ARE CLOSED AND FORREST APPROACHES THE GATEKEEPER. ST PETER SAYS,"WELL FORREST , IT IS CERTAINLY GOOD TO SEE YOU !
WE HAVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. I MUST TELL YOU THOUGH, THE PLACE IS FILLING UP FAST AND WE HAVE BEEN ADMINISTERING AN ENTRANCE EXAMINATION FOR EVERYONE

THE TEST IS SHORT, ONLY 3 QUESTIONS , BUT YOU HAVE TO PASS IT BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER HEAVEN.
FORREST RESPONDS"IT SHORE IS GOOD TO BE HERE ST. PETER SIR. NOBODY EVER TOLD TOLT ME BOUT NO ENTRANCE EXAM. SHORE DO HOPE THE TEST AINT TOO HARD;
LIFE WAS A BIG ENUFF TEST AS IT WAS.ST PETER GOES ON, "I KNOW FORREST, BUT THE TEST IS ONLY 3 QUESTIONS.
1) WHAT 2 DAYS OF THE WEEK BEGIN WITH THE LETTER T?
2 HOW MANY SECONDS ARE THERE IN A YEAR?
3)WHAT IS GOD'S FIRST NAME?"
HE did give amazing answers.
Dear Blogreader how would you answer them?

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