Tuesday, February 21, 2006
why parrots are evergreen.
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots
The female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!!!