three easy questions

THE DAY FINALLY ARRIVED. FORREST GUMP DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN. HE IS AT THE PEARLY GATES, MET BY ST PETER HIMSELF. HOWEVER, THE GATES ARE CLOSED AND FORREST APPROACHES THE GATEKEEPER. ST PETER SAYS,"WELL FORREST , IT IS CERTAINLY GOOD TO SEE YOU !

WE HAVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. I MUST TELL YOU THOUGH, THE PLACE IS FILLING UP FAST AND WE HAVE BEEN ADMINISTERING AN ENTRANCE EXAMINATION FOR EVERYONE

THE TEST IS SHORT, ONLY 3 QUESTIONS , BUT YOU HAVE TO PASS IT BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER HEAVEN.

FORREST RESPONDS"IT SHORE IS GOOD TO BE HERE ST. PETER SIR. NOBODY EVER TOLD TOLT ME BOUT NO ENTRANCE EXAM. SHORE DO HOPE THE TEST AINT TOO HARD;

LIFE WAS A BIG ENUFF TEST AS IT WAS.ST PETER GOES ON, "I KNOW FORREST, BUT THE TEST IS ONLY 3 QUESTIONS.

1) WHAT 2 DAYS OF THE WEEK BEGIN WITH THE LETTER T?

2 HOW MANY SECONDS ARE THERE IN A YEAR?

3)WHAT IS GOD'S FIRST NAME?"

HE did give amazing answers.

Dear Blogreader how would you answer them?

why parrots are evergreen.

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will teach your parrots.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots

The female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!!!